(Source: mylifeasastickperson, via shammondo)
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
When my parents walk by I stop scrolling
Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
via sodamnrelatable
When my skinny friend says they need to go on a diet and i’m just like..
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: hate)
When someone is talking at the movies
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: toodopetoexist)
I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.
(via stilettohighstandards)
(Source: my-life-as-a-retard, via benjamindmarks)
Totally legit.
(Source: anniemaysmith)
